Charged Up

Apple Tablet

October 5, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Here’s my prediction: it’s not a tablet, it’s a TV. A thin-profile wall-mounted TV running iPhone OS. Integrated gaming platform via AppStore-delivered games.

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Audio

September 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

  1. Iain Banks’ new novel Transition is available as a podcast (abridged) here [iTunes link]. I’ve been listening to it and it’s certainly good enough to make me go and buy the book. Not that I have yet. But I will. In fact, maybe I’ll stop listening to this podcast so I don’t spoil it.
  2. My excellent friend Mr Jones has supplied me with one of these:

Maschine

I’m enormously embarrassed to say that it is still in its packaging under my desk. However! This weekend I shall extract it and irritate my wife with phrase-based sequencing.

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The Maker’s Schedule and the Manager’s Schedule

July 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Timecode Commander

July 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Just released a new version of Timecode Commander. This version includes a GUI, so you can choose between command-line or your modern, funky mouse-operated control. Also vastly improved speed of operation and dealt with some memory leaks.

Click here to view the product page and download a free trial version. The full version is $249.00.

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Constable Pollitt from the Fraud Squad Here

July 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

I am a nasty troll, but I just couldn’t help it.

Good day,
I’m Lawrence by name, I am interested in your advert and i would
like to ask some details concerning this item before proceeding with the
payment.
1. How long have you owned it?
2. Have you owned it from new? If not how many previous owner?
3. Why are you selling it?
4. In your opnion, what sort of condition is it?
5. Any available photo?
6. Last Price?
So, your response to these required information would be highly
entertained before proceeding to the next stage. The method of payment  is
Cheque.   Kindly email back, if it’s still forsale.
Regards.

Hmmm…

Dear Lawrence,

To answer your questions:

I have owned the car for 475 years. I bought it second hand from a man named Gandalf. I am selling it because it is accursed. In my opinion it is in a critical condition. There are no photos because it is a vampire car and doesn’t show up on film. My last price is the price of your immortal soul.

I am happy with a cheque, although for delivery of your soul to me obviously you will need to be physically present. If these terms are acceptable, please email me back.

Regards,
Senior Detective Constable Pollitt

Right, that’s got rid of him. Oh, hang on, here we go…

Thanks very much, as a complete business man, i do believe that “Time”
is money is every  transaction with prospective seller and buyer in
market.

So let me have your direct full name ,mailing address for
payment,phone number and logistics as usual.

I will pay you as agreed by   4.500 Pounds in good terms with
additional 3,300 Pounds  , which will be for shipment logistics in
total of 7,800 Pounds on certified UK payment check.

Treat all shipment with priority is deserve with your co-operation
with the Shipment agent, that will receive the Balance of  3,300
Pounds………..okay..

Regards.

Perhaps I was being too oblique…

Hi Lawrence –

Certainly:

Cheque Fraud Department
Thames Valley Police
Headquarters
Oxford Road
Kidlington
Oxfordshire
OX5 2NX

I look forward to receiving your cheque.

Regards.

Of course, based on the last response, I’ll probably get a call from the cops telling me a cheque’s turned up for me.

By the way, just in case anyone thinks I was being astonishingly rude this is a well-known scam. I’ll probably still go to jail for impersonating a police officer, though.

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Updated price on my G-Wiz

July 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Price of my G-Wiz now £3,895.

Click here for full details.

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Help! Fox is sending flesh-eating robots after me!

July 17, 2009 · 1 Comment

A Maryland company under contract to the Pentagon is working to create a robot that eats dead bodies. It’s true. Robotic Technology Inc. is building a steam-powered robot that would fuel itself by gobbling up whatever organic material it can find – grass, wood, old furniture, even dead bodies.

They call it EATR, Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot. The company’s Web site states, EATR “can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment (and other organically-based energy sources), as well as use conventional and alternative fuels (such as gasoline, heavy fuel, kerosene, diesel, propane, coal, cooking oil, and solar) when suitable.”

[Fox News]

Astonishingly, despite such a reputable news outlet saying “It’s true”, actually it’s not true. In fact it’s bollocks.

[Update: Fox have revised their story]

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Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

July 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Some coal. Credit: USGS

Some coal. Credit: USGS

THE POWER SECTOR

Around 50% of the annual emissions cuts between now and 2020 will be achieved by further greening of the electricity mix. We expect 40% of the electricity we use in 2020 to come from low carbon sources – 30% from renewables, the rest from nuclear (including new build) and clean coal. We need to all-but eliminate carbon from electricity by 2050.

[15 July 09 - Press Release - UK at forefront of a low carbon economic revolution, Department of Energy and Climate Change]

Part of yesterday’s announcement of the Government’s roadmap for achieving the 50% reduction in CO2 emissions (on 1990 levels) by 2050.

Like those ads for consolidating your credit card debt into one, easy-to-manage monthly payment, it sounds sort of sensible. 40% from “low carbon” sources. 30% from renewables. The dodgy bit is “the rest from nuclear… and clean coal” (my emphasis).

Just like Venezuelan Beaver Cheese, there’s no such thing as clean coal:

Coal is certainly an important fuel, providing just over half of the nation’s electricity. And progress has been made: new coal-fired plants are cleaner than old ones, and older plants that have been required under the Clean Air Act to install pollution controls are cleaner than the many plants that have managed to escape the law’s reach.

But coal remains an inherently dirty fuel, and a huge contributor to not only ground-level pollution — including acid rain and smog — but also global warming. The sooner the country understands that, the closer it will be to mitigating the damage.

["Collapse of the Clean Coal Myth", New York Times, Jan 2009]

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A little economic rationalism to save the planet

July 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

So who here actually believes the government (I don’t care – pick one) is going to close all the coal-fired power stations by 2020? Anyone? Don’t be shy, we’re all friends here. Well – I’m not, but that guy there is kind of friendly. And now he’s got your wallet. Nice one.

Mohave Power Station, a 1,580 MW coal power plant near Laughlin, Nevada, out of service since 2005 due to environmental restrictions

Mohave Power Station, a 1,580 MW coal power plant near Laughlin, Nevada, out of service since 2005 due to environmental restrictions. Credit: Kjkolb.

So nobody believes that the government (I really don’t care, honestly – let’s say it’s the government of Finland) is going to close all the coal-fired power stations by 2020. No. Of course not! Preposterous. I mean, all right, we might conceivably phase it out over a period of, say, 30 years, but… industry would need to be on board, and we have the economy to consider. OK, no problem.

Well, actually, that is a problem. It’s a teensy tiny massive thermonuclear fucking problem actually. Because according to the latest data, unless we reduce emissions by 80% – in other words unless we emit a fifth of what we do now – by 2050, global temperatures will inevitably cross the 2 degree celsius threshold for catastrophic climate change. Why 80%? Well, in the West, we have to compensate for the fact that the populous, developing nations such as India and China will only be able to cut their emissions by 50%. Yep, just a measly 50%! Gosh, we’re letting them get away with it, aren’t we.

And 2050 seems a fairly long way away doesn’t it. I mean, I myself will be 79. Bloody ages away. But the problem is: we’re not in a steady state here. We’re growing (well, recent economic hiccups notwithstanding). Let’s say we want growth to be about 2% year-on-year (as it was in, say, 2004), and here’s the one and only time I’m going to be thankful to the red-faced, sweaty, chalk-throwing git who taught me about compound interest in primary school: that means growth of 1.02 to the power of 41 for the 41 years between now and then. Which means the economy will be two and a quarter times as big as it is now.

125% increase in GDP. More than twice as many businesses, twice as many people, twice as much transport, twice as much food, water, electricity. So now our target is to emit one fifth as much as we do today, but to emit less than a tenth per capita, and somehow to do this whilst doubling the productivity of the country.

Well, I mean what? Short of a major war, there’s absolutely no way any government, even the government of Finland, is going to introduce sufficiently draconian legislation to achieve these targets. Put simply, it is not a government-solvable problem.

And just in case we’re all thinking of throwing up our hands and going and mowing the lawn:

…the great ice sheets of Greenland and Antarctica … hold enough water to raise sea level by about 70 metres. Until recently, their contribution to sea level rise was negligible, and the IPCC predicted that Greenland would contribute 12 centimetres at most to sea level rise by 2100, while Antarctica would actually gain ice overall due to increased snowfall. “A lot of new results have been published since then to show that this very conservative conclusion does not hold,” says Eric Rignot of the University of California, Irvine.

To study the ice sheets, Rignot and colleagues have combined satellite-based radar surveys, aircraft altimetry and gravity measurements using NASA’s GRACE satellite. They found that ice loss is increasing fast. Greenland is now losing about 300 gigatonnes of ice per year, enough to raise sea level by 0.83 millimetres. Antarctica is losing about 200 gigatonnes per year, almost all of it from West Antarctica and the Antarctic Peninsula, raising levels by 0.55 millimetres. “The mass loss is increasing faster than in Greenland,” Rignot says. “It’ll overtake Greenland in years to come.”

If this trend continues, Rignot thinks sea level rise will exceed 1 metre by 2100.

1 metre doesn’t sound much, but:

…about 60 million people live within 1 metre of mean sea level, a number expected to grow to about 130 million by 2100.

Much of this population lives in the nine major river deltas in south and southeast Asia. Parts of countries such as Bangladesh, along with some island nations like the Maldives, will simply be submerged.

According to a 2005 report, a 1-metre rise in sea level will affect 13 million people in five European countries and destroy property worth $600 billion, with the Netherlands the worst affected. In the UK, existing defences are insufficient to protect parts of the east and south coast, including the cities of Hull and Portsmouth.

["Sea level rise: It's worse than we thought", New Scientist, July 2009]

So back to those coal-fired power stations. Why am I all of a pother and flibber about them? Surely I should be more worried about cars? I mean, I do drive a G-Wiz for Christ’s sake (actually, it’s for sale).

Well, here’s the thing: power generation represents about a quarter of all greenhouse gas emissions. Road transport: about one-sixth. And that’s just in the UK – in the US the proportions are much greater. Assume everyone will be driving an electric car in 10 years’ time. Trust me, it will happen. In 2020 we’ll be explaining to our kids that yes, well we actually used to just fart poisonous gases out of our cars into the air, yes the air we brothe…  they’ll be looking at us like we just lit up a cigarette. All the energy to charge up those electric cars has to come from somewhere. Further assume no net efficiency gain (wrong, but whatever): In 2020, power generation will represent roughly 40% of all potential greenhouse emissions.

Put it another way: if someone, somewhere, could just come up with a way of putting the coal-fired power generating industry out of business, we could nearly halve our greenhouse gas emissions.

Put them out of business? A whole industry? That’d be like… that’d be like… Oh wait. I know what it’d be like.

It’d be like putting the ocean liner industry out of business. It’d be like putting steam trains out of business. It’d be like putting typing pools, fax machines, phone companies and the TV and music industries out of business. In other words, it’d be the result of innovation and economics. Not government intervention.

A different person. Credit: Blake Patterson

A different person. Credit: Blake Patterson


And of course, just like with the phone, TV and music industries, we’re not actually talking about destroying them wholesale. They’ll only be slightly irrevocably and fundamentally changed forever, driven by a different business model, and with very different people running them.

A different business model. That’s the crux of the issue. At present, it’s just too damn cheap to generate power from coal. And, predictably, the dirtier it is, the cheaper it is.

Cost of generating electricity (pence per kWh) with no cost of CO2 emissions included. Credit: Royal Academy of Engineering

Cost of generating electricity (pence per kWh) with no cost of CO2 emissions included. Credit: Royal Academy of Engineering

The basic economics of power generation are that the customer pays about 10-14p per kWh to the retailer. The retailer then pays about 4p per kWh to the wholesaler (the generator)[1]. So if the cost to the generator is more than about 4p per kWh, they’re going backwards. According to the above chart, only coal, gas and nuclear are profitable. This is why there is absolutely no financial benefit to any generator in moving to renewables unless there is a way of setting and keeping a price for carbon, something which has so far proven unsuccessful. At the prevailing market rate, the cost to a coal-powered generator of carbon credits to cover their emissions would be about 1.5p per kWh. The numbers just don’t add up.

But what if we cut out the retailer? If the generator sells directly to the customer, then all of these technologies generate a nice gross profit. And what if we massively reduce the cost of operating such a business by breaking up the grid into small neighbourhood grids, each powered by a small, local generator? These could readily be interconnected to provide redundancy, similar to the way the Internet works for routing packets around failed network links.

This is not merely the dribbling lunacy of a crazed eco-donkey, either:

As part of its energy efficiency programme [Woking Council] implemented its first CHP system in 1992 and the UK’s first small scale CHP/heat fired absorption chiller system in 1994 for which the Council won the CHPA 1996 CHP in Buildings Award, followed by a series of private wire residential CHP systems (the first and still the only systems of their type in the UK). What marks these systems out from any other CHP system in the UK is the direct sale of cogenerated heat and green electricity to local customers at a lower price than for brown energy.

[http://www.chpa.co.uk/about_us/profiles/woking.shtml]

In Woking, this already exists! And the most exciting phrase above is, “…at a lower price than for brown energy.” (Allan Jones, the genius behind the system, is now working to introduce similar micro-generation technologies in London).

The only challenge now is how to make it into a business that can scale. Disruptive change, when it happens, happens extraordinarily quickly. Remember Netscape? Seemed like those guys were the bedrock of the Internet. Seemed like they’d be around forever. All it takes is a little innovation and an open approach to standards, and the whole ballgame can change overnight.

So, if I’ve managed to whet your appetite, stand by for the next post when I get into the business plan in more detail.

On the other hand, if you’re sitting there whanging your thumb with a hammer to obtain release from the dreadful, dreadful tedium, then cease whanging. I’ve finished.

Notes

1. The wholesale market fluctuated enormously in 2008. For the 2009 calendar year to date, the average price has been about £41 per MWh.

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64% Hetero

July 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

According to http://www.stockholmpride.org/howhetero/ I am 64% hetero.

That sounds about right… ;-)

64% Heteromikepollitt is 64% HeteroHow hetero are you? How hetero is Martha Stewart? Try out any Twitter name and get the real picture. Are we really the words we use? Hope to see you at Stockholm Pride!

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